I'm this girl, who writes drivel, and sometimes draws crap, but rarely sleeps,
and has found a way to get paid for being a shiftless layabout.

I enjoy alliteration, onomatopoeia, and run on sentences which use far too many commas, and sometimes semi-colons.

I've been told I require a warning label, so here it is: I live in a house made of gutters inside of the gutter surrounded by a gutter moat.